why can i not stop laughing
That one friend that dont fuck with pets
seagulls on laxatives
i am still laughing really hard.
i giggled like a schoolgirl
"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."
"I really did not mean to do that."
I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
It’s nice seeing that the kid from degrassi is walking again
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
tumblr posts about killing people or making fun of peoples appearances or religions are gross and they make me want 2 vom
I need these people in my life